THE HAPPENING

This movie was some hot steaming garbage juice.

It has a slow plot mixed with a few cheap scares and boring repetitive dialogue. Shyamalan needs to STOP writing B.S. and direct someone else's work, because he's good with building slow atmosphere, framing shots, and bringing out subtle but great acting from his stars.

I'm not going to give away the the plot twist, but I can tell you it's STUPID. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the best parts.

If you don't heed my warning, you'll suffer from pissed-offed-ness, from having spent your money on this claptrap.

And DEAR GOD, everybody says "What's Happening?", "It's Happening", "The ___ is happening", etc. like 20 times. Logic goes out the door, so Shyamalan can include his not-so-subtle references to the title. It's trite as hell.

Now, that I've seen this mess, I truly believe he ripped off Stephen King's Cell, forreal. So, instead, read that and save yourself from this boring joke of a film.



PARENTS:
Nobody should see this horrendous, craptacular, movie.