2008 MOVIE ROUND-UP ONLY THE BEST PARTS, PLEASE

Just because I hate making lists, that don't mean I can't just assemble all the best stuff from the movies and posts I made this past year...

That IS a list you say? Whatever. At least it's not numbered.

DCMOVIEGIRL'S
BEST SPOILERIFIC MOMENTS OF 2008!!

ATONEMENT

Green dress, unfinished bookcase sex, c*nt

NATIONAL TREASURE 2

Nick Cage's hairline

MOST BADASS WOMEN'S MOVIE MOMENTS

"Get away from her, you BITCH!!!"

JUMPER

NOT A GOTDAMN THING

DIARY OF THE DEAD

Black people take over a town

PENELOPE

I LOOOVED her room

THE OSCARS!

*zzzzzzz*

BE KIND, REWIND

The VHS remake montage

MOST STEREOTYPICAL WORN-OUT BLACK WOMEN'S MOVIE ROLES

Queen Latifah in Bringing Down the House:
Magical Negress/Mammy/Black Friend/Fat Sassy ALL IN ONE!!

10,000 BC

That I could and did walk out of that racist crapfest

IN BRUGES

The racist dwarf...What? (So, glad this is getting some recognition... Now, get to netflixing!!)




BEST REASON WHY HOT FUZZ IS STILL MY CURRENT FAVORITE FLICK

The swan

MOST ON POINT SUMMER MOVIE PREDICTION

The Dark Knight will rule all

NPR!!!

Whee!!! I was on it!

IRON MAN

The way Terrence Howard said "TONE-NAAY." and Iron Man's BFF, the robot



SPEED RACER

2 hour Skittles Commercial, with a crapload of minorities in it
Supporting characters and below yes, but we gotta' celebrate the little victories

NARNIA 2

The dazzling pretty of Ben Barnes

INDY AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL

The South Park episode I saw afterward, depicting Indy's rape

STRANGERS

When the idiots were finally killed

SEX IN THE CITY

Fashion, darlings, FASHION! That and forgetting to prune the bush




THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE(s) OF ALL TIME

Beauty and the Beast/Toy Story 2
Point Blank

THE HAPPENING

It was MOTHER NATURE'S WIND, y'all
She farts and people kill themselves

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

HULK SMASSSSSHHHH!!!! (STILL DCMOVIEGIRL's favorite movie moment from this year!!)

BYE STAN

I was a serious fan as a little girl. :(

WANTED

Morgan Freeman: "SHOOT THIS MUTHAF**KA!!"

W. T. F.

BEST GOOD/BAD MOVIE EVER

THE BEASTMASTER.
Argue with me and I'll sic the ferrets on you

THE DARK KNIGHT

Heath Ledger actually surpassed the hype

WATCHMEN TRAILER

Looks exactly like the graphic novel
Fox can kiss my ass

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh, bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,bunnh,
I fly like paper, get high like planes....

PRINCESS AND THE FROG TRAILER

First black princess movie from Disney:

European fairytale *check!*
Toothless Cajun firefly *check!*
White guy doing the music *check!*
The fact that little black girls will finally have their Disney princess done in old school, pen and ink? *Priceless*

STEPBROTHERS

Balls on drum-set

THE MUMMY 3

This is what I mean, when I say AWESOME...ly bad:

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!!!!!



MOST DEADLY MOVIEGOING SIN

Talking
Think I'm playing?

TRAVELING PANTS 2

The Asian boy is not an asexual, kung-fu fighter
And he actually has sex!

TROPIC THUNDER

Downey does blackface so well, he doesn't piss black people off
Now, that's acting skills, people

BYE SHO' NUFF

Always the baddest and prettiest :(

MOST ON POINT WINTER/FALL PREDICTION

The Spirit, FTW!!...um, lose

HAMLET 2

Steve Coogan's glorious choppers and high-kick

THE FOURTH TYLER PERRY MOVIE

Kathy Bates and Alfre Woodard got work

LAKEVIEW TERRACE

Sammy Jackson was in it

EAGLE EYE

That it ended

APPALOOSA

Old school western
Viggo and Ed = ♥

QUARANTINE

A *zombie is beatdown by a camera

CITY OF EMBER

That mole with the creepy mouth

SYNECDOCHE. NEW YORK

I got to meet Mr. Kaufman!

OMG BLACK PRESIDENT!!

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Head-to-toe dookie

ZACK AND MIRI'S PORN < ROLE MODELS

Has anyone else noticed that Paul Rudd has freakishly short arms?

QUANTUM OF SOLACE

Daniel Craig is a sexy muthaf**ka

TWILIGHT

That Approved Mormon-Christian Entertainment Includes:

...Being saved by Metaphorical Oral Sex
...A teenager loving a creepy, stalking, 106 year-old man
...A snuff film finale
...Gleefully ripping off someone's head
VAMPIRE. BASEBALL.
...Tearing apart the rest of that someone and burning his parts in a fire
...Dancing Around, said fire in celebration

And an actual Indian got to play Jacob...Right?

BENJAMIN BUTTON

If only she hadn't forgotten her scarf, been late, twirled out into an alley without looking both ways....

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Well, I did kinda' like the awesome destructive powers of the nanobots

DESPEREAUX

Despereaux

AVATAR RACEFAIL

Minorities turned white because people won't buy tickets otherwise

THUNDERCATS FAKE TRAILER

That somebody actually took the time to do it.

MILK

That it was made. But next time, include more actual gay people.

*As I said before, I know it's not really a zombie, but it sure was wearing a zombie uniform.

BYE-BYE 2008.
You weren't too bad.